A collection of my “tweets” over the past month.

• Ah yes, 2009 is here. I think this is the year where we see no more Israel-Palestine violence. What’s that? Oh. Maybe 2010! – 2:49 AM Jan 1st
• Taxes are so easy to do nowwadays — if Roseanne was a television show now, they’d be out like 5 episodes. – 8:33 AM Jan 14th
• First day as President, and Obama already has new episodes of LOST starting! This guy is awesome. - 8:24 AM Jan 21st
• My favorite pizza place is right next to a 24/7 Fitness. It really makes me want to change my lifestyle — and eat pizza 24 hours a day. - 8:20pm Feb 5th
• Facebook: A way to communicate with all the people you gradually removed from your cellphone every time you got a new phone – 7:10am Feb 6th