Carter-
You are now four months old, and are a completely different baby from when I last wrote you a letter.
You now can stand, and love to do so. You just need us for balance. We like to stand you in front of mirrors and watch you interact with the mirror baby on the other side. [...]

After watching the gold medal match in badminton I walked into the other room and sarcastically remarked to my wife that she missed a thrilling round of everyone’s favorite backyard game.
 ”What is that thing called again? A nipple? A dicky??”

Eqeuestrian is the only gender neutral event in the Olympics, meaning, both men and women will fall asleep while watching it.