“Instead of an epidural, how about just taking a muscle relaxer instead? Would Tylenol work?”
“But if I let my baby cry for too long, won’t he choke?”

“Is it okay if Phil and Jen come to dinner with us?”
“Sure!”
“Good because I already told them yes.”

I have started to scan in and clean up my grandpa’s World War II photos. He didn’t remember much about individual photos, but told quite a few stories about his time in Germany and Belgium.

The most notable story involved a fellow soldier who went into town after the war was announced to be over and [...]

The following is a photo of Sarah’s high school planner from the 1999-2000 school year. Enjoy.

Me: McDonalds wrote me back
Sarah: …you wrote mcdonalds? 
Me: I asked about the pricing on the single cheeseburger being the same as the double
Sarah: mmk
Me: yes, I worry about these things..
Me: They said each mcdonlands is independently owned and operated
Me: period.
Sarah: well, they told you.
Me: screw that, every mcdonalds has [...]

Yesterday Sarah and I had our first child birthing class. It was a reasonably small class, with about 9 other couples all due around the same date as Sarah. After a brief introduction by the RN, and by everyone in the class we watched a short film that explained the basics of child birth. 
Midway through the video, [...]

Three men were shot in killed after in argument during the Super Bowl at a resturant in Maryland on Sunday. The following is a list of the only things dumber to get into an argument over that leads to a shooting:

NFL Conference Championship Game
NFL Regular Season Game
Any WNBA Game
NFL Pre-Season Gmae
Why Jack wants to go [...]

________ (number between 2 and 5) guys are at (the) ___________ (an event or function that most American men would associate as being boring).
After the group of men get together, one of them pulls the others aside and pulls out something one would commonly bring to an event or function that they are currently at.
The [...]