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		<title>Carter Volume 1, Issue 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Carter,
We did it! One year successfully completed! 

I found out your Mom was pregnant the way most people find out their wives are pregnant: by opening a gift bag full of wiffleballs in a parking lot that had positive pregnancy tests hidden under them in the bottom of the bag. 
You&#8217;ll soon find out that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=149</link>
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		<title>Carter&#8217;s First Plane Ride</title>
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		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=143</link>
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		<title>Carter, Volume 0, Issue 11</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Carter-
You are now 11 months old. The big ‘1’ is quickly approaching.
In just under 2 weeks you’ll be experiencing a variety of “firsts” as we are taking a trip to Disney World with Grandpa and Grandma and your aunts and uncle. 

I&#8217;m nervous for the plane ride. I hope your ears don&#8217;t hurt too bad. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=133</link>
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		<title>2009 NCAA Bracket</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It has been a busy month and regular updates will continue soon. Here is my 2009 NCAA Bracket, apparently sponsored by KFC.
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		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=131</link>
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		<title>Carter, Volume 0, Issue 10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Carter-
You are now 10 months old, and still only have as much hair as a 10-day old.
Your body seems to take the quality over quantity approach to hair, and by quality I mean length. You have roughly five or six hairs that would almost hang over your eyes if they didn&#8217;t stick straight up in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=120</link>
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		<title>Target Back Room Hi-jinx</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There has lately been an influx of back room videos from Target stores that have made their way to YouTube. Below are three of my favorites.



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		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=118</link>
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		<title>The Five Worst Basketball Scenes In Movie History</title>
		<description><![CDATA[#5 &#8211; Air Bud
I struggled to keep this movie off the list. After all, it&#8217;s just a little too easy of a pick.
Air Bud is a movie about a dog that has the incredible ability to bump a basketball off his nose and place it into a basketball hoop.
Now, if this talent was used to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=105</link>
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		<title>Joaquin Phoenix Is the New Borat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Joaquin Phoenix&#8217;s transformation from an award winning actor to giant beard growing rapper has lead many to believe he&#8217;s gone completely mad. Last night&#8217;s interview with David Letterman that is being linked all over the Internet today has solidified Joaquin&#8217;s madness in many people&#8217;s minds. But watch the last 5 seconds of the clip and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=102</link>
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		<title>My Recent &#8220;Tweets&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A collection of my &#8220;tweets&#8221; over the past month.

Ah yes, 2009 is here. I think this is the year where we see no more Israel-Palestine violence. What&#8217;s that? Oh. Maybe 2010! &#8211; 2:49 AM Jan 1st
Taxes are so easy to do nowwadays &#8212; if Roseanne was a television show now, they&#8217;d be out like 5 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=100</link>
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		<title>D-Pad Hero</title>
		<description><![CDATA[D+Pad Hero is a homebrew Nintendo game that is a mix of Guitar Hero and Dance Dance Revolution for the original NES. Its current release has four songs, and is pretty challenging but really well done.

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		<link>http://blog.markbottrell.com/?p=97</link>
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