There has lately been an influx of back room videos from Target stores that have made their way to YouTube. Below are three of my favorites.

Joaquin Phoenix’s transformation from an award winning actor to giant beard growing rapper has lead many to believe he’s gone completely mad. Last night’s interview with David Letterman that is being linked all over the Internet today has solidified Joaquin’s madness in many people’s minds. But watch the last 5 seconds of the clip and [...]

A collection of my “tweets” over the past month.

Ah yes, 2009 is here. I think this is the year where we see no more Israel-Palestine violence. What’s that? Oh. Maybe 2010! – 2:49 AM Jan 1st
Taxes are so easy to do nowwadays — if Roseanne was a television show now, they’d be out like 5 [...]

One of my favorite infomercials of all-time due to the amazing amount of sexual innuendos is the Slap Chop. The host of the infomercial is Vince Offer, who proves that you don’t have to be Bobby Brown to wear a headset. A look at his Wikipedia page shows that he’s into some bizarre movie making.
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A collection of my favorite “tweets” from the past month.

Just found biggest ripoff in Halloween history: http://www.costumesupercent…
While watching ESPN on Sunday morning my wife looked at me with a confused face and asked, “Why is Mitch Albom talking about sports??”
Just saw that if Obama wins, we’re all going to have to wear “turbines”. Obama’s alternative [...]

Seasonal beer drinkers who comment that the batch “this year” is better/worse.

If the number of doors I hold open for you is greater than 1 and distance between doors is under a 10 second walk then the number of “thank you”’s shall not exceed 1.

Three men were shot in killed after in argument during the Super Bowl at a resturant in Maryland on Sunday. The following is a list of the only things dumber to get into an argument over that leads to a shooting:

NFL Conference Championship Game
NFL Regular Season Game
Any WNBA Game
NFL Pre-Season Gmae
Why Jack wants to go [...]